[sarcasm] Yippee, new furniture [/sarcasm]

Well, my family got a nice, new leather sofa and loveseat yesterday. Of course, the first thing they did was tell me I wasn't allowed on it. I was a little upset because it always seems like they want to keep me off of the good furniture. They're probably still upset about that little incident where I tore up the old sofa and distributed the pieces throughout the house. Geez, some people really carry a grudge. You'd think they could just let bygones be bygones by now.

Luckily, I'm smarter than they are. I'm going to wait until they go to sleep tonight and curl right up on that baby. As long as I wake up before they do, nobody will be the wiser.