Does this tail make my ass look big?

So, I got an email from my old family (the ones I used to own before I took over this family) today and they actually had the nerve to tell me I looked "chubby" in my pictures. Me? Chubby? I'm deeply offended (as I should be). Here I am, trying my hardest to eat right and exercise and people obviously don't appreciate my efforts. Alright, maybe I eat like a pig and sleep all day, but they still shouldn't call me chubby. Oh well, I guess it's time to start dieting before they call me a complete lard ass.