Wow, another Christmas

Where does the time go? I can't believe it's already been 7 years since my last Christmas (and almost as long since my last post). As usual, my family recognized my superior intelligence and went to great lengths to make me think they didn't get me anything for Christmas, even going so far as to put other people's names on all the packages to throw me off. Of course I'm way too smart to be fooled by such a simple ploy, so I opened all the ones that even looked like they might be mine. I'm pleased to report that I got 2 video games, a Target gift card and a large assortment of cosmetics. I'm going to look mighty pretty when I go shopping at Target for a new X-box. The mother wasn't very happy when she saw what I had done, but I think she was just a little disappointed that I ruined the surprise (since it was still a few days before Christmas). I also got a cool brush that's supposed to eliminate odors. Do you think they're trying to tell me something? Check it out here and tell me what you think.