Gone on vacation

Well, somebody left today for vacation, but once again, it wasn't me. The whole family took off in a gigantic rolling house thing and left me to guard the castle and fend for myself as usual. They told me they wouldn't be back for a week. A WEEK! What am I supposed to do here by myself for a whole week? This is going to suck. I wonder if that guy Mike is going to come by and feed me like the last time they went away.