Time to diet

Well, I looked at myself in the mirror today and was startled to see that I'm starting to get a little "thick" around my middle. Where my ribs used to be visible, there is now nothing but soft, squish flesh. I'm even getting cottage cheese on by butt. Yuck!

So I've decided that from now on, it's nothing but healthy food and lots of exercise for me. I'm giving up pig ears, rawhide rolls, table scraps, and candy for a vegetarian diet. Yup, nothing but bean sprouts and green, leafy vegetables. Also, I'm going to run on a treadmill for 3 hours each day and do 500 pushups. Soft and squishy Luke will soon return to his former status as hard and toned Luke. I think I'll cut my sleep to 8 hours a day, as well. I'm tired of being lazy.




APRIL FOOL!! (I can't believe how gullible you people are.)

Whew! All this typing wore me out. I'm going to sleep (right after I grab a snack). See you later.