Vacation (without me).

Today, the people all took off in the car for places unknown. As usual, they left me behind to fend for myself. They told me a neighbor would be by to feed me and that I should be good to him. I think it's going to be Mike, the guy I met last night because I heard the father talking to him about where my food was kept and how many times a day I needed to be let out so I could do my "business" (Yeah, seriously. That's what he called it.) I also heard him say that I'd probably tear up the couch again. Hmm... you know how I hate to disappoint.