Rollin, rollin, rollin...

The alpha female went someplace called "Costco" today and returned with tons of food. It would appear that she is the hunter in the family, since the alpha male just guards the den and waits for her to provide the family with food. I'm going to have to get myself a wife when I get older.

After the groceries were put away and the family had retired to their bedrooms, I noticed that they had left one item on the kitchen counter. Assuming it was for me, I pulled it down to check it out. It was a large bag of about 30 dinner rolls. It wasn't exactly what I was hoping for (some meat to put on the rolls would have been nice), but I figured it was better than nothing. At least they were starting to appreciate all I do for the family. As I was finishing up the bag, they walked into the kitchen and scolded me. I figured they just wanted to share, so I offered the roll I had in my mouth. It was refused and I was sent outside (probably a good thing since I was experiencing some rumbling in my stomach by this time, anyway).