Ta da dump, ta da dump, ta da dump dump dump...

Sorry I haven't written in a while. I've been really busy. The squirrels continue to breed and I have yet to actually catch a single one, though I've figured out how to get pretty high up in the trees. The sofa seems to be near death. I heard the people talking about taking it somewhere called the dump, which I think is like a cemetery for couches. I thought they'd be happy, but for some reason, they still don't appreciate my efforts.