Met the new family.

We just returned home from meeting the new family. I'll be the first to admit that my skepticism was misplaced. They seem like very nice people. They have a huge yard, a pool, and five kids to shower me with affection. The only think missing in their lives is the immeasurable joy that only a magnificent pet such as myself can bring. I look forward to enriching their feeble existences. They do need a little bit of obedience training, but I think with some hard work and perseverance, they can be just the way I want them. I will be making the big move this weekend. Update to follow.